What is a man without a beard?
The answer is simple: A girl.
This fun t-shirt for the bearded gentleman packs a powerful message. Only a true man with an alpha beard can wear a t-shirt as manly as this. The slogan is clear and to the point (and perhaps not very PC).
This t-shirt reads "There's a place for men without beards, it's called the ladies room". Now go away and grow a beard like a real man, and when you're done, come back and get this shirt for men with beards so you can rub it in everyone's face.
If you're a man, you should have a beard and wear it with pride. Then wear this shirt to support your bearded manliness and let all the other so-called non-bearded men how weak and pathetic they are and make them bow down to your incredible beard-growing skills.
Now go on you gorgeous bearded-wonder, buy this shirt now and show your beard the respect it deserves.
About this shirt
This t-shirt is made of thicker, heavier cotton, (it is for men, after all), but it's still soft and comfy (cos men like being comfortable too you know). The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be your new favorite tee!
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |